Fear does not exist! Pain does not exist! Defeat does not exist! Unless you let some punkass kid trained by the janitor get into a crane pose, and then you’re totally screwed. But show no mercy in this giveaway, and you can walk away in a $90-value Cobra Kai Halloween costume complete with shirt, pants, belt, headband, and interchangeable name tags which read “Tommy,” “Bobby,” “Johnny,” & “Dutch.” Awesomely blond hair is your own responsibility.
Yeah, you’ve got real nerve entering, but the reward could be an outfit even better than a “Jaden Smith is not MY Karate Kid” shirt (I don’t think anyone makes those, but they should). Here’s your assignment – in comments below, pitch me your best sequel to any ’80s movie you once loved. Not a reboot – a SEQUEL. So if you go with Karate Kid, for example, it needs to have old Danielsan, or Johnny, or whatever the hell Hilary Swank’s name was in that terrible spin-off. My favorite entry wins. Our sponsor, HalloweenCostumes.com, wants this to run for a while, so you have a week and a half – we’ll close entries Wed., Sept. 24th at noon. BANZAI!