Cam Gigandet’s Penis Becomes a Person in Bad Johnson Trailer
“Hi! I’m your dick.”
I feel like Bad Milo is to blame for this movie. Because the antidote for an ass demon is clearly a penis that becomes a human being.
A charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form. Pitted against his alter ego, he must find a way to get his penis back while learning how to be a better man in the process.
I wonder how Rich Johnston of Bleeding Cool feels about the protagonist of this movie being named Rich Johnson. I know how I feel while watching the trailer…confused. Very, very confused. Not just that this exists, but that it was posted at io9 by someone not named Rob. Proceed if you wish to submit to the madness…