Aperture Science Is Having a Turret Sale


If you’ve played Portal 2, you know that not every turret Aperture Science makes is… 100% functional, shall we say. So what happens to all those defective turrets? Well, it turns out that Gaming Heads purchase all the ones that don’t actually fire, and will be selling them at a reduced rate for nerdy consumers at the end of the year. You can buy a 16-inch turret statue with motion-activated lights for $300, and one with motion-activated lights and sounds for $325 (click the links to pre-order). Only 750 non-talking turrets will be available, and only 350 talking ones, so I wouldn’t dick around here if you want one. (Via ToyNewsI)