I Don’t Know What to Say About Call of Duty: Black Ops

(There may be significant game spoilers in this video; I honestly have no idea. You’ve been warned.)

Seriously, I don’t know what to say other than the game comes out today, and I want it. This is news to me because I’ve never wanted to play a Call of Duty game before in my life, then these commercials for Black Ops come on and I’m just astounded. I doubt those of you who enjoy CoD and its ilk need this reminder — you probably picked it up at midnight last night — so this is really just a notice for other folks like me, who should be aware that a truly phenomenal-looking game comes out today. Seriously, watch the preview above — again, it may contain spoilers for the game — and tell me that doesn’t look like a game you want to play.