The Mushroom Kingdom Is a Walk in the Park for Ryu Hayabusa

Sorry for the late start today; not only is the internet connection at Casa Robot mysteriously down, but my local coffee shop also suddenly closed, forcing me to do my nerd work at a goddamn McDonald’s. If only I could cut through my problems like Ninja Gaiden’s Ryu cuts through Goombas, bricks, Koopas, etc., as the newest entrant in the already awesome Super Mario Crossover game. No joke, if I had seen this video as an NES-playing kid, I might have actually died from its awesomeness. (Via Kotaku)