And Now, the Stupidest Act of Nerdery You’ll See All Day

A man performing the “Imperial March” from Star Wars out of hand fart noises.

I’m chalking this up to karma — that in order to let such a mass act of goodness occur in the world, that something this stupid and banal also had to happen to balance the cosmic scales — and I’m just going to leave it at that. And I’m going to have a very stiff drink.