Oh, So Now Mario Finds a Cloud Suit

Goddammit. I don’t want to talk about how fun Super Mario Galaxy 2 looks. I don’t want to discuss how adorable Mario’s Cloud Suit looks either. What I want to talk about is HOW, AFTER 25+ YEARS OF SUPER MARIO BROS. GAMES, IT IS ONLY IN 2010 THAT MARIO GETS A SUIT THAT MAKES FUCKING PLATFORMS. Seriously, Nintendo? I’ve fallen in every single fucking hole in every single fucking Super Mario game at least twice, and only now do you decide that maybe a suit that makes a fucking platform is a good idea? ARRRGH. This is like Capcom telling Ryu in Street Fighter IV, “Oh, I’m sorry. I meant to give you this assault rifle back in 1991. Hope it helps!”