Gears of War 3 Has 42% More Gears

And by “gears” I mean “dead vampires,” because I don’t know why else there would be piles of ashes in human form unless they were all vampires who were all hanging outside but forgot about daylight savings time or something. I do like the fact that Marcus can barrel through a person’s charred remains, but a mom and her kid’s charred remains? Only some alien bastard would knock that shit down. These aliens have no class, man.