Weird: The Weird Al Story

I’ve already been at my most obnoxiously verbose today, so three quick thoughts:

1) Olivia Wilde has played both Madonna and the Baroness for Funny or Die, meaning besides being bewilderingly attractive she has a great sense of humor, and thus is probably the perfect woman.
2) Patton Oswalt as Dr. Demento is the most brilliant casting ever in the history of cinema as a medium, regardless that it’s for a parody trailer web short.
3) This is so awesome I’m genuinely sad it’s not real. Thanks for nothing, FoD.