Sorry, beef — Batman likes a heaping bowl of justice for dinner. He also enjoys terrorizing a little kid, interrogating his dog, and beating up his mom, but I don’t think any of those things provides any nutritional value. I have know idea who made this or why, but enough of you sent me the video that I figured I’d best share it with the rest of the class. And remember, AUUAGHGRALUMPHMARPHULGLAH!
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.