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The Most Terrible News You’ll Hear All Day

They’re going to remake They Live. From The Hollywood Reporter:
John Carpenter’s cult 1988 film is getting the remake treatment
from Universal and studio-based Strike Entertainment, which are in
negotiations to acquire the film rights with rights holder Les
Mougins. Strike’s Marc Abraham and Eric Newman will produce, while Shep
Gordon of Les Mougins and Carpenter will serve as executive
producers.
Fuck. Don’t these people know you can’t improve upon a masterpiece?
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.