The Dark Side Won (or, Everything’s Gone to Sith)

I knew Disney and George Lucas had partnered up to make some Mickey Mouse/Star Wars merchandise, but never, in my darkest dreams, did I realize what horror they could potentially unleash. I don’t know anyone I hate strongly enough to send a statue of Jar Jar Goofy. Hell, I don’t even know if Alan Moore hates the Watchmen movie that much (although the odds are 50/50). These showed up at Disneyland and Disney world over last weekend. If you sensed millions of souls crying out in anguish at about that time…well, know you know why.