Save the Cheerleader, Get Shot in the Face

NBC is hawking the third season of Heroes?subtitled Villains, making the full title Heroes: Villains, which, if you like antonym pairs, I suppose is okay, but sounds incredibly stupid otherwise?and the trailer does a great job of not conveying how boring the show will surely be. Oh, I know that Heroes was good for most of its first season, but the second season was so super-powerfully dull that I’m broken and bitter regarding the series, and no amount of Parkman being stranded in a desert or people standing around with expressions of mild surprise on their faces will change that.