Only You and 999,000 Other People Can Stop Uwe Boll

This news has gotten around, but far be it from me to avoid public service?ladies and gents, in case you didn’t know, Uwe Boll?”director” of “movies” like Bloodrayne and House of the Dead?has offered to stop making films if this online petition gets one million signatures. Right now, it’s near 140,000; impressive, but not nearly enough. Please sign this, and tell everyone you’ve ever met to do the same.

Incidentally, Uwe has a few thoughts about the petition below:

…and I rest my case.