Posted by James Hawkins at 10:00 AM Sep 09, 2010
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| The Essential Weapons |
Contrary to popular belief, the end of humanity as we know it will not come in the form of natural disaster or nuclear war. It will come in the form of a Zombie Apocalypse. Duh.
And we've simulated the situation in dozens of video games. From Resident Evil to the mod Killing Floor, the titles we enjoy so much are actually training us for that time when we must raise a gun to our fellow man as he staggers toward us, hungry for brains.
It sounds hopeless, but there's always a way to survive: humans are adaptable problem solvers. So here at Joystick Division, we've compiled a list of the best problem-solving tools in all of video gaming. These are the ones you want by your side as you meet the horde.
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Posted by Jeremy M. Zoss at 10:00 AM Sep 08, 2010
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| Whip it good! |
By Rich Shivener
Castlevania will always remind us of Simon Belmont destroying Dracula with holy water and a skin-cracking whip. In fact, the Belmont clan and Dracula family have been fighting for quite some time, shedding blood from NES to (get excited) PS3 - and in most cases, the good guys have a pile of minions and monsters to vanquish.
And some of those monsters are awkward, weird, amazing, and downright bizarre, which we look at in today's list. Get ready for lasers and fire!
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Posted by Kyle Orland at 11:00 AM Sep 03, 2010
There's something about the physics or Mario games that has been hard-wired into our collective gaming brains. At this point, every gamer just kind of knows how Mario is supposed to act, given the physics of his world. So when rushed programming of sloppy edge cases change those physics, the result is a little surreal -- like seeing a childhood friend all grown up, or watching pornography starring favorite cartoon characters from your youth. Not that we've ever done either of those things.
Anyway, enjoy the videos after the break.
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Categories: Lists!, Videos
Tags: glitch, list, mario, physics, super mario 64, super mario bros, super mario land, super mario sunshine, videos, yoshi's island
Posted by James Hawkins at 10:00 AM Sep 02, 2010
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| The Ten Series We Need Back |
Last week, we detailed a list of video game franchises that needed to be
killed off. This week, we've got a list of games that died off too soon.
They come from all eras, spanning consoles and genres -- but they all share a common trait: the video game world would benefit from their return. Some are old pioneers that shaped the way we see gaming today, while others simply had much more story to tell.
Either way, they all deserve recognition. Here's our list for the best franchises that met an early grave. Enjoy!
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Posted by Jeremy M. Zoss at 10:00 AM Aug 30, 2010
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| The Mega history of Mega Man. |
By Rich Shivener
Make no mistake, we're still irked that Mega Man Online is a South Korea-only deal, for the trailer seems to promise lots of Robot Master bashing in a semi-apocalyptic world.
We have so many Mega Man games to revisit, though, throwing down with Dr. Wily, Proto Man, Bass, Rush and others. The battle between world peace and evil domination started more than 20 years ago - 1987, to be exact. Here's a quick history of the classic series, as told through the endings of each game. Which game's the best? Let us know in the comments!
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Posted by Kyle Orland at 10:00 AM Aug 27, 2010
So, you think you're hot stuff because you can beat the Japanese version of
Super Mario Bros. 2 without warping or continuing? You think finding all the chaos emeralds in
Sonic 3 and Knuckles means you can take any platforming challenge out there? You think your no-deaths run of
Battletoads means you've got mad platforming skillz?
Kid, you ain't nothing unless you've conquered these incredibly punishing indie platformers. Without the constraints of a mass market audience, these downloadable or browser-based PC titles are free to present unreasonably tough run-and-jump challenges without fear of pissing off scaring away the lowest-common-denominator players. Good luck... you'll need it.
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:00 AM Aug 26, 2010
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| The Ten on Our Death Row |
Sometimes, a video game franchise should be given the proverbial needle. It may be that they have overstayed their welcome, that they have become increasingly beshitted, or that they are just plain annoying.
Here at Joystick Division, we have pieced together a list of the ten franchises that deserve the ax the most. Sadly, most of the titles on the list will be around for decades. But that doesn't mean it isn't important to mark them as worthy of a death sentence.
Hopefully you enjoy it. If your favorite series is on the list, don't feel bad -- many of the games that should be killed are very loved, but it really is for the best.
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Posted by Jeremy M. Zoss at 10:00 AM Aug 23, 2010
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| They many not be official, but they're awesome! |
By Rich Shivener
Marvel Vs. Capcom still has surreal moments, pitting, say, Iron Man against Ryu or Magneto against Dhalism. Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe is an odd yet addictive crossover, too, because Scorpion can incinerate Batman, Supes, and Wonder Woman.
But the weirdest fighting game crossovers aren't sanctioned. Not at all. They come from the fantasies of game designers using MUGEN, a freeware game engine. Consider it the root cause of all this beautiful randomness. Here are 10 completely strange, completely unofficial fighting game crossovers that are worth checking out (and downloading if you're savvy).
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:00 AM Aug 19, 2010
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| The Ten Sports Games |
The sports genre is among the most popular in all of video gaming, though it enjoys a reputation much different from other mainstream genres.
The hardcore gamer hardly touches sports games for the most part, while many non-gamers only dip into the video game world to play sports games. It is a strange phenomenon, but it strikes a unique cultural balance and broadens the video game culture as a whole.
So, here at Joystick Division, we have compiled a shortlist of sports games that reign supreme in the genre. From an innovative soccer title to a high-flying, physics defying skateboarding adventure, these games have taken the video game world by storm, and they deserve the recognition.
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Posted by Jeremy M. Zoss at 9:00 AM Aug 16, 2010
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| Marvel games: The best of the best |
By Rich Shivener
Like DC Comics, Marvel is guilty of making crappy videogames.
Those on today's list, though, are nothing short of entertaining - whether they're of the role-playing, beat-'em-up or fighting game variety. We gave points to those not skimping on comic book tie-ins, team-ups and absurd violence.
In short, they're the best Marvel video games to date. To find out what made the list, read on!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:00 AM Aug 12, 2010
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| The Biggest Douchebags |
Video games produce many distinct types of characters. There are iconic superheroes who save damsels in distress from maniacal villains -- usually with the help of a humble sidekick and a muscular steed.
And then, for some reason, there are the big douches. What's most surprising about these frustrating gents is how integral they have become to video game storylines, usually aiding or disrupting our hero in a big way. Some we love to hate, some we just flat out hate.
Well, here at Joystick Divsion, we have decided to put the ten biggest douchebags on a pedestal for the masses to admire. They consist of everything from 'roided out Jersey guidos to snickering canines, representing the most face-palm worthy virtual beings ever conceived. Enjoy yourself.
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Posted by Jeremy M. Zoss at 9:00 AM Aug 11, 2010
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| DC Comics may not have as many games as Marvel, but they're catching up |
By Rich Shivener
The Big Two of comics have made scores of videogames, most of which are now dated beat-'em-ups or just downright, indescribable trash. But amongst the garbage there are enough decent titles to compile a solid top ten for each publisher.
This week we look at titles from DC Comics, who in recent years decided to step up its game in this industry, working on HD challenges like Batman: Arkham Asylum and Mortal Kombat Vs. the DC Universe.
Call today's list a linkable history leading to the expected mastery of forthcoming titles like Batman: Arkham City and DC Universe Online.
Check out the Top Ten DC Comics Games below, and come back next week for our Top Ten Marvel Comics Games!
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Posted by Kyle Orland at 10:00 AM Aug 06, 2010
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| Games like You Have to Burn the Rope take the piss out of games. |
Music has "Weird Al" Yankovic. Pop culture has
Saturday Night Live. Saturday Night Live has
30 Rock. And gaming has... these games, which call attention to some of the more ridiculous aspects of our favorite hobby by emulating them all too perfectly.
Get ready to have your mind blown!
(Note: I stuck with free-to-play PC and web-based games for this list, which leaves off a lot of worthy console satires like Half-Minute Hero, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Retro Game Challenge, Work Time Fun, Takeshi's Challenge, and even more traditional games like WarioWare Inc. and Eternal Darkness. Check them all out, satire fans)
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Categories: Lists!
Tags: achievement unlocked, champions of guitar, cow clicker, parody, press x to jason, progress quest, satire, text based pong, upgrade complete, you have to burn the rope, you only live once
Posted by James Hawkins at 9:00 AM Aug 05, 2010
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| The Ten Essential RPGs |
Breaking down the greatest role-playing games of all time is a tricky task. There are many games that have RPG characteristics, but don't really fall into the genre. There are some franchises that constantly put out great products, and it is difficult to separate one from the rest.
Then one must consider each game's technical achievements and measure it against the cultural impact, cult status, and overall popularity in the gaming world. There are some that deservedly fly under everyone's radars, and some that are hugely over-hyped.
Well, here at Joystick Division, we've dug up what we believe to be the best RPGs of all time. They span generations of consoles, mixing all sorts of themes and genres together, telling mostly stories about Earth's imminent demise. Please do take a moment and look around -- you may find something you are partial to.
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Posted by Jeremy M. Zoss at 10:00 AM Aug 02, 2010
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| Princess Peach and other video game characters get sexy! |
Around the country, there's a growing number of "nerd-themed" burlesque shows, in which the performers dress up like characters from TV shows, comics, cartoons, and of course video games.
The most famous of the nerd-themed burlesque troops is arguably
The Devil's Playground, the LA-area who has performed shows based on video games,
Star Wars, comics and more.
The Devil's Playground and all other nerd-themed burlesque performers are obviously performing a valuable service that promotes the betterment of mankind, so we feel that it's our duty to salute them here.
The following six clips show off some of the fun, sexy video game-themed burlesque shows happening out there. We've got a couple clips of Devil's Playground performers, but they're far from the only ones putting on these kinds of acts.
Obviously, the rest of this post should be considered mildly NSFW.
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Posted by Kyle Orland at 10:00 AM Jul 30, 2010
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| Yep, you can play a version of Street Fighter on YouTube |
Surprisingly, the Snake game Easter Egg that was
revealed on YouTube this week isn't the first example of a playable game on the online video service. On the contrary, for the last two years
YouTube's video annotation feature has let users add a measure of interactivity to their videos, in the form of clickable buttons that lead down different paths.
While a lot of the "interactive videos" to be uploaded in that time come across as lazy, cheesy or generally unwatchable, there are a few that actually take the idea in some interesting directions.
For example:
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:00 AM Jul 29, 2010
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| The Ten Essential Artistic Games |
Several months ago, Roger Ebert wrote an essay claiming that video games, in principle, could not be art. His reasons were concise and logical -- he systematically took apart the arguments of a specific gaming professional, citing many high-minded doctrines and quoting other non-gamer figures in the art realm.
More recently, he has withdrawn his statement, saying that though he was right, he should never have voiced his opinion in the first place -- especially since he has no experience with video games firsthand.
But his insistence to write thousands of words on the subject has opened up a discussion that has become the progenitor for some of the most articulate and thoughtful debates in the short history of video games.
And though his simple placating of the masses has hushed the discourse, his opinions and axioms have forced we gamers to think about why such statements can be made about the games that affect us so deeply.
So, here at Joystick Division, we have compiled a list of games that, if played, would give someone the requisite knowledge and understanding of the video game experience to allow them to make an educated judgment on the medium.
Someone very much like you, Mr. Ebert.
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Posted by Jeremy M. Zoss at 12:00 PM Jul 28, 2010
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| The Pac-Man cartoon was amongst the most successful shows on this list. Sad, huh? |
There have been a shocking number of video games made into TV shows.
You may even have fond memories of some of them, such as the goofy mash-up Captain N: The Game Master, the so-bad-its-good Legend of Zelda show, or the Captain Lou Albano-fronted Super Mario Bros. Super Show.
These are not those shows.
The following shows on this list are six television shows that you might not know existed. So of them are good, some of them are bad... well, most of them are bad. They're all odd, they're all long-dead, and it's doubtful you'll experience a burst of nostalgia for any of them.
Or maybe you will. Who are we to say? We were big fans of the old Street Fighter cartoon, and that crap was horrible.
Anyway, on with the list!
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Posted by Jeremy M. Zoss at 10:00 AM Jul 26, 2010
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| MGS 4 brought the series trademark cutscenes to new highs - and lows. |
By Rich Shivener
Hideo Kojima and company rarely disappoint when they take on the Metal Gear Solid series, and if you've played the games, you know what they're all about: the cutscenes.
They're vivid cinematic sequences that reveal double crossing, final breathes of friends and foes, and love blossoming on the battlefield. While the gameplay has been stellar since MGS, the movies embedded in the video games give us an outstanding view of the tried-and-true Solid Snake and his rogues gallery - from the hulking Metal Gear REX to the seemingly indestructible Liquid Ocelot.
So today we look at 10 amazing cutscenes in the series as we gear up (sorry) for Metal Gear Solid: Rising. Let's see your favorites (in this list or not) in the comments.
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:00 AM Jul 22, 2010
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| The Top Ten Power-Ups |
Video game heroes sometimes need a little help. They are always fighting this or saving that -- after a while, it can get tiring.
That's where the power-ups come in. Some allow limited invulnerability, others give hugely upgraded killing ability. Either way, they are very welcome. Many games would be unbeatable without them.
At Joystick Division, we like to give credit to those power-ups that take our heroes along their quest, giving a leg up when necessary.
So we've collected a list of what we think are the most useful and most awesome power-ups of all time. The shortlist follows the link. I hope you enjoy!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:00 AM Jul 15, 2010
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| The Ten Games of the First Half |
We've just reached that halfway point in the year, so now its time to look back on what has made this year in gaming so memorable.
2010 is shaping up to be one of the best years for gaming in recent memory -- there are enormous blockbuster sequels that have kept alive some of our favorite franchises, as well as innovative originals that threaten to take video gaming to its threshold.
A case can be made for all sorts of good games out there: cult hits that change the lives of the few who play them, stylish new rollercoasters, grimy shooters that press the limits for realism. But the games that will truly represent the year are the ones that can captivate the whole industry.
At Joystick Division, it is our job to play these games and look at them in a critical light. After much deliberation, we've come up with what we think are the best titles of the year. And what a mighty list it is.
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:00 AM Jul 08, 2010
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| The Best of the GameCube |
Nintendo's GameCube always seemed to play second fiddle to the PlayStation 2 and Microsoft's Xbox. It looked rather juvenile, had no DVD player and was marketed as a simple game system for the casual gamer.
But that label was seriously misleading. In its short life cycle, the Nintendo GameCube produced some of the most critically acclaimed games of the generation.
With a brilliant selection of exclusive and multi-platform titles, the GameCube was able to showcase the classic Nintendo franchises, while sporting new and innovative games across all genres.
Here at Joystick Division, we've decided to give this much-maligned, truly under-appreciated system its dues. Here is our selection for the best GameCube games of all time!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:00 AM Jul 01, 2010
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| The Best Consoles |
Without the console, gaming as we know it may have never come about. Without it, the market would be under the tyrannical rule of the PC. Since the early 1970s, video game consoles have taken over the media and entertainment with rapidly expanding fan bases and innovation in technology.
Now, over a quarter century later, video game manufacturers and console companies make up one of the largest industries on the planet. No longer can video games be called anything but a mainstream cultural and financial juggernaut.
With all the joys they've brought us, we feel like it's time to give the best some recognition. We present to you Joystick Division's shortlist for the most awesome video game consoles of all time!
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Posted by Jeremy M. Zoss at 11:01 AM Jun 25, 2010
It's Friday, and there's nothing we like to do better on the weekend than play video games. Except possibly look at hot girls. Even better, hot girls playing video games.
In honor of this glorious combination, we've put together a list of five gorgeous women playing games! You can thank us later.
Check out our five video picks below. All are safe for work, but we probably still wouldn't recommend watching them with your boss around. Or your wife, for that matter.
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Posted by James Hawkins at 10:00 AM Jun 24, 2010
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| The Best in Show |
Now that E3 2010 has concluded, we as gamers get to look forward to the slew of new titles that are coming our way. This year's show provided gamers with some wonderful new entries to franchises that we recognize and love, as well as premiering some original games that have potential go become legendary. And with the growth of motion-sensor technology, we begin to see more and more games surfacing that take gaming in a whole new direction. A small team of writers for Joystick Division converged on the show last week, and we've come up with what we think are the most inspiring, appealing, and show-stopping games that were shown at the event. Here's our top ten!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 11:16 AM Jun 17, 2010
Video game musical themes can be as legendary as the games they accompany. From the catchy popularity of the 8-bit tune to the sweeping orchestral numbers, the theme music to our favorite video games sets the tone for the journey that is about to unfold. At Joystick Division, we have compiled a list of our favorite themes, the ones we think are the finest in the land. Here's the list of the top ten! Have fun!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 10:30 AM Jun 10, 2010
Cosplayers can be tremendously hot. Or they can be hilariously terrible. There really isn't much in between. So here at Joystick Division, we have scoured the internet trying to find the funniest, most disturbing Cosplay failures out there. And oh, what we have found. These nerds love video game characters an unhealthy amount, and aren't afraid to show it. Even if they are somewhat less than classically beautiful -- even if they lack the materials or the know how to build a costume -- they still show up, giving their all. So we give them the props for it! Here's the ten best (or worst depending on how you look at it)!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 10:00 AM Jun 03, 2010
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| The Freaky Minions |
Great horror games provide gamers with unique, powerful experiences of fear and exhilaration. While some focus on atmosphere and tension, others prefer startles and scares. But regardless of the method, all successful horror games include horrifying and disturbing creatures that hunt or stalk the weary protagonists. From meat hook throwing crawlers to spike ridden giants, each of these creatures puts a deep uneasiness in our psyches. And in return, we put bullets in their heads. Here's a list of the ten scariest, most violent, and weirdest creatures we've ever had the pleasure of dismembering. Enjoy!
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Posted by Gus Mastrapa at 3:00 PM May 28, 2010
Gamers are a grouchy bunch. We're ticked off about the price of games. We hate DRM. And wide swath of us carry great disdain for games journalism. I used to be among that group. I bitched about the tone of shows on G4TV and I wrote
pissy letters to the Los Angeles Times when their critic panned
Katamari Damacy.
But eventually I got over it and decided to get my hands dirty and try to make the kind of games journalism I wanted to read rather than throw tomatoes from the peanut gallery.
Having fought on both sides of this battle I've zeroed in on the top ten reasons gamers you're ticked off about games journalism. Tell me I'm wrong.
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Posted by James Hawkins at 10:00 AM May 27, 2010
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| The One for the Fans, of the Fans |
Nintendo is no longer the only producer of awesome
Super Mario games. As Flash animation has exploded in popularity, fans of the franchise from around the world have put together hilarious, often addictive, games for the masses to enjoy. And the beauty of it all is that there is no censorship, no rules, and no limit to the kinds of games that can be produced. And here at Joystick Division, we feel the need to give it up for the best of the best. Here's the top ten! Enjoy!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:56 AM May 20, 2010
Badasses used to be thought of as big, snarling dudes with loud guns. But now, some of the biggest badasses are tough, fearless women who know how to take care of their business. And that business is kicking ass. Ranging from a post-adolescent with a vengeance to a zombie head-removal machine, these rock hard ladies have set out to prove that they can be just as powerful and intelligent as their male counterparts. And in doing so, they have proved much more than that. So we've decided to give proper respect to the toughest and most compelling ladies in all of gaming. Enjoy!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 10:00 AM May 13, 2010
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| The Headcases |
The weirdos, quirks, and lunatics that appear every now and again in video games often leave the most lasting impressions. Whether the character is a schizophrenic FBI agent or an off-the-rails S & M freak, these screwy beings fill out the corners of the video game world and give the gamers something to laugh at and be fascinated by. So, to give credit where credit is due, I give you Joystick Division's ten most emotionally disturbed characters in video game history. Enjoy!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 8:00 AM May 06, 2010
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| The TPS Report |
The Third-Person shooter has always been in the shadow of the First-Person shooter. But recently, a surge in high-quality, widely popular TPSs has hit the gaming world with a great force. Developers seem to be realizing the seemingly limitless capability of the unique perspective by focusing on interactive cover systems and spatial awareness not available with other angles. And we gamers have reaped the benefits. The beauty of making a Top Ten about TPSs is that there are no genre restrictions -- the only thing linking these games is the over-the-shoulder viewpoint and the awesome experience. So expect to see all sorts!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:32 AM Apr 29, 2010
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| The Nerdiest Hotties |
As conventions and gatherings crop up across the country, swarms of Cosplayers don intricate costumes of their favorite characters and come out to show off their efforts. Some of these people like to show off more than just their costumes, much to the delight of those around them. So, here at Joystick Division, we've decided to take on the nearly-unbearable task of finding, ranking, and presenting the sexiest ones out there on the internet. All for your enjoyment. So you'd better like it!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:01 AM Apr 22, 2010
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| The Badass Men |
Badasses aren't just buff guys who blow stuff up. They are much more than that. It takes a lot of work to become a true badass, and though many characters have reached that level, few have perfected it. These ten dudes have proven that to truly become a legendary badass, you must possess a great deal more than a giant set of biceps and a high-caliber weapon. Although, oftentimes, those things really help. With that, I give you Joystick Division picks for the greatest, most baddest-ass dudes of all time. Have fun!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:23 AM Apr 15, 2010
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| The Aliens |
The Universe is filled with many evil monsters. Some find their way to Earth and besiege us where we sleep. Others retaliate against us in the farthest reaches of space. Either way, these evil aliens pose a distinct threat to the survival of mankind. And we, as gamers, love to push our way through the mass of tentacles and eyes, fighting valiantly for the survival of the human race. So, here at Joystick Division, we think it's important to give proper respect to those that try their best to destroy us. Here is our list of the top ten species of aliens that have proven themselves to be most evil. A quick note: the Aliens/Xenomorphs from
Aliens and Predators from
Predator are not on this list. Yes, they are awesome. Yes, they appeared in video games. But they didn't
originate in video games, and are thus excluded from the list. With that order of business out of the way, enjoy the list!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:03 AM Apr 08, 2010
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| The Best Shooters |
First-person shooters have come to dominate the world of video games. Over the decades, these titles have been able to push platforms to their production limits while employing innovative storytelling and gameplay that brings the medium to a whole new level. They have also been the driving force in the integration of online elements that seem to come standard with games of all kinds nowadays. And with that, we would like to salute the shooters that we think changed the gaming landscape the most. I give you the Joystick Division picks for greatest first-person shooters of all time. Enjoy!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:38 AM Apr 01, 2010
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| The Twisted Ten |
The video game world is chock full of weird and terrifying characters. Ranging from an evil smiley-face to a science experiment gone totally haywire, these beings are as varied as they are creepy. Though they have their unique personalities and abilities, they all share one thing: they are murderously insane. So, for your entertainment, I give you Joystick Division's shortlist of the scariest, craziest, and most twisted characters in video game history. Enjoy!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:07 AM Mar 25, 2010
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| The Supporting Cast |
The heroes are the ones that always get the glory. But, as we all know, many of them wouldn't be nearly as successful if they didn't have loyal friends to follow them as they traverse worlds and defeat evil. These sidekicks, the often used and rarely decorated characters, are the ones that our heroes rely on to get the job done. At Joystick Division, we want to honor those unique and powerful characters that help our protagonists on their long and treacherous journeys. Have fun!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:24 AM Mar 18, 2010
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| The Sexiest |
Many video games focus on sexy characters to help keep the gamers interested. There is an allure in the fact that each time we power-up our consoles we get to escape into worlds filled with beautiful men and women. Be it a spelunking hottie or a zombie-killing hunk of muscle, the sexiest video game characters are the ones that make our eyes go wide each time we see them, while giving us strong, memorable personalities that we can adhere to. Here's Joystick Division's top ten list of sexiest characters in video gaming. I do hope you enjoy it...
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Posted by James Hawkins at 10:30 AM Mar 11, 2010
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| The Most Evil |
Great narratives often involve great villains. In the video game world, it is our job to defeat these champions of evil before they carry out their diabolical plans. From powerful moguls of industry to robots with a few screws loose, the video game villains' styles and stories are as varied as they are compelling. And if it weren't for the bad guys, the good guys wouldn't be nearly as interesting. With all this considered, I give you Joystick Division's list of the most memorable, villainous, and inspiring baddies in video game history. Would you kindly enjoy?
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:38 AM Mar 04, 2010
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| The Coat of Arms |
Video game weapons are a huge part of why we love gaming so much. We can harness intense firepower, manipulate mind-blowing physics, and smash heads in a way not legally possible in the real world. And for many games, the weapons are as noteworthy as the characters that wield them. So, here at Joystick Division, we want nothing more than to offer you a complete list of what we think are the biggest, best, and baddest weapons in video game history. Please, do enjoy it.
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Posted by James Hawkins at 9:15 AM Feb 25, 2010
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| The Best of the Best |
Highly-acclaimed and massively popular video game franchises are the cornerstone of the gaming industry. Each year numerous sequels, prequels and spin-offs take the market by storm -- a seemingly endless flow of new entries to series that come in all shapes and sizes, spanning genres and platforms. It is in these games that we, as gamers, are met with something new and something familiar at once, which leads to some of the most moving and involving experiences we encounter throughout the medium. So, with that, I give you the official Joystick Division list of the best and most influential video game franchises in history. Please enjoy!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 10:41 AM Feb 18, 2010
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| Top Ten Scariest Games |
From Aliens to Zombies, video game developers have covered a massive array of horror concepts. Here at Joystick Division, we have compiled a list of the most horrifying, disturbing, and innovative horror titles of all time. Spanning the old and the new, the best-selling titles and the sleeper hits, we look to bring you the best of the scariest. So grab your adult diapers, because we've got the games that will make you have to leave the lights on. Enjoy!
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Posted by James Hawkins at 12:30 PM Feb 04, 2010
Choosing the best games of a decade is a tricky thing. It's tempting to simply pick your favorite games, but that's not considering the question deeply enough. The following titles were picked for the Top Ten Games of the Decade based on quality, innovation, and cultural influence. All ten of these games are titles that gamers will still be talking about in another ten years. With that, enjoy the list!
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