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         <title>Splinter Cell: Conviction - Another Delay?</title>
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         ​Bad news if you're both a Splinter Cell: Conviction&nbsp;fan and&nbsp;a PC gamer: you're going to have to wait two weeks longer than everyone else to play. Previously "set in stone", the release date across all major platforms for Conviction&nbsp;was April 13th, now our PC bretheren must suffer till April 27th. Hey but at least you have the demo right? Wrong, no demo will be released for the PC. Ever.I'm trying real hard to come up with other ideas of how Ubisoft could further fuck over the mouse and keyboard community, but I'm having a hard time. Any ideas?
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         <title>Pretension +1: Buy Something!</title>
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         ​If you like reading thoughtful writing about games I implore you: buy something.Buy a copy of Kill Screen. Subscribe to Wired. Grab a Kotaku t-shirt. Sign up for that card at GameStop that gets you a year of Game Informer. Heck, drop a dollar for a print copy of The Los Angeles Times or The New York Times and hope that they're covering games that day.Because, if there's any lesson to learn from the recent lay-offs at IGN, its that this ad-supported model for revenue just ain't working. And if you want to keep reading the efforts of great writers who care about games we need you to help pitch in. &nbsp;
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         <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:20:55 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>The Naughty Bear Nightmare</title>
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It's Friday, there's not much going on and we're all ready for the weekend. So let's watch a parody of Alien starring animate teddy bears!The trailer above is for the upcoming action game Naughty Bear, created by Wet developers Artificial Mind and Movement and published by 505 Games. Goofy action games are tough to pull off (anyone remember Raze's Hell? Didn't think so), so I'm really curious to see how this one turns out. We'll find out later this summer when Naughty Bear hits retail for Xbox 360 and PS3.&nbsp;  
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         <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:36:04 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Popularity, thy Name is StarCraft II Beta Invites</title>
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         ​If you're already in the StarCraft II beta then chances are you don't get out a lot and consequently don't meet many new people. Well my friends, all of that -- or rather the latter&nbsp;half&nbsp;of that -- could change&nbsp;because you're potentially standing on the coveted cusp of popularity and you might not even know it. According to some beta tipsters, those who are already in might receive an invite code to give to a friend. Oh how the men (and maybe a woman or two) will flock to you! You'll be the most popular person in town, the belle of the ball, the king of the land...that is until you choose someone to give it to. Then, you'll have one new friend (or just a better old friend), and a ton of people who're unreasonably pissed at you.Hey but at least that one friendship will have an unbreakable bond, like a wolfpack or something...a very small&nbsp;wolfpack.[via Kotaku]
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         <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:40:28 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Prepare for a New Addiction: Puzzle Quest 2 </title>
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         ​When the original Puzzle Quest came out I was unprepared for how&nbsp;thoroughly it would grip me. We're not talking about a gentle grab followed by a half-hearted lift and a loving embrace -- we're talking about an aggressive seize immediately proceeded by a powerful hoist and a violent kiss on the mouth. That game opened my eyes to the latent potential of "gem-matching" as a core game mechanic in a relatively hardcore RPG title; something I would've once believed never possible.A few sources have sited different release dates, but all of them agree that this Spring will provide you access to the virtual heroin. Check out the trailer after the break to see the interesting new changes in non-combat based gameplay, as well as the more subtly altered combat gameplay.
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         <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:27:51 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker Gameplay Trailer Sneaks Online</title>
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Anyone interested in 10 minutes of Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker gameplay footage? I thought so. Looks pretty dang good for a portable game if you ask me. Oh, and if you wanted to see co-op in action, it&apos;s got that too. You&apos;re welcome.
      
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         <title>Lord of the Rings: War in the North Announced</title>
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          Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment officially announced the existence of Lord of the Rings: War in the North from developer Snowblind Studios, and I find myself unreasonable excited by the news. There are a few reasons I&apos;m so pumped by the news. First, a love a good &quot;dungeon crawler&quot; RPG, something Snowblind has done really, really well with games like Champions of Norrath (and less well with games like Justice League Heroes, but oh well). Second, it&apos;s promising online co-op, which is always welcome. Third, it&apos;s being published by WBIE - a publisher I&apos;ve long believed could be a major force in gaming once it started reclaiming the licenses it granted to other publishers. The next Batman game will be published by WBIE, and now so will the next LoTR game. Could Harry Potter be the next series it takes back? WBIE could be a very strong publisher, and the more strong publishers we have, the better.LoTR: War in the North is coming to PC, PS3 and 360 next year. Look for more info in the next issue of Official PlayStation Magazine. 
      
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         <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:24:52 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Kane &amp; Lynch 2: Dog Days Gets Dated</title>
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         ​It's old news that the infamous duo are returning in a sequel taking place in Shanghai. What's new here is that&nbsp;Kane &amp; Lynch 2: Dog Days&nbsp;just received an official launch date of August 24th here in North America, and August 27th in Europe. Well that, and this new trailer in which many bullets are fired, explosions...explode, and a naked woman is chased down the street. These gentleman have never been known for their&nbsp;subtleties&nbsp;-- check it out after the break.
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         <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:46:53 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>The Top Ten Sexiest Video Game Characters</title>
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          ​Many video games focus on sexy characters to help keep the gamers interested. There is an allure in the fact that each time we power-up our consoles we get to escape into worlds filled with beautiful men and women. Be it a spelunking hottie or a zombie-killing hunk of muscle, the sexiest video game characters are the ones that make our eyes go wide each time we see them, while giving us strong, memorable personalities that we can adhere to. Here&apos;s Joystick Division&apos;s top ten list of sexiest characters in video gaming. I do hope you enjoy it...
      
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         <title>Kevin Butler on the PlayStation Move</title>
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         If you don't know already, last week at GDC Sony finally got around to officially announcing the name of their motion controller: the PlayStation Move. I'm not even going to get started because much like Apple going with the name "iPad", the jokes just write themselves. Except this time around they're not funny...just sad.As previously mentioned I'm a skeptic by nature, so name aside I'm far from sold on the Move as a device as well. The technofile in me appreciates the more advanced technology, but I don't think I have any interest in standing in front of my TV and playing a finely tuned shooter. However,&nbsp;I've always been amused by Mr. K. Butler, and the face he makes while panning Wii boxing reminds me why. If you don't have the interest or attention span to watch the whole thing, at least do yourself the favor of jumping to 0:40.Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go get balls-out drunk and piss green into the community swimming pool from the top of my apartment complex; Happy St. Patty's Day my friends.
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         <title>Take Your DS on a Strange Journey</title>
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Consider this an effort at console diplomacy. It&apos;s been a while since we covered anything for the DS, and the only Nintendo-related thing we&apos;ve covered recent is how their stock prices have fallen. So to make it up to Nintendo, here&apos;s a trailer for an upcoming DS game. Granted, it&apos;s not published by Nintendo. But hey, the Shin Megami Tensai franchise has some hardcore fans, and Shin Megami Tensai: Strange Journey is sure to be interesting, so there you go. It&apos;s not the world&apos;s most exciting trailer, but it&apos;s definitely for one of the more interesting upcoming DS games. 
      
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         <title>Motley Fool Tells Investors to Dump Nintendo Stock</title>
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         ​In yesterday&apos;s edition of investing website The Motley Fool&apos;s weekly &quot;Throw This Stock Away&quot; column, analyst Rick Aristotle Munarriz recommended that investors dump shares of Nintendo. Munarriz cites several reasons for his recommendation: Microsoft and Sony are both getting into the gesture-based gaming space, mobile gaming cutting into Nintendo&apos;s portable market, and most importantly, the publisher&apos;s slumping sales:
Nintendo&apos;s fundamentals are already cracking. Through the first nine
months of fiscal 2010, net sales have fallen by 23%. Operating profits
have taken a crueler 41% haircut.Things haven&apos;t gotten any better since those nine months ended in
December. All three consoles introduced margin-denting price cuts
heading into the holidays, hoping to make it up in software sales. It
hasn&apos;t worked, as industry sales have fallen through most of the past
year.Not long ago, Nintendo was a champion of both the gaming industry and the stock market. Nintendo fans shouldn&apos;t worry that the company is in real trouble - Nintendo and its investors will be fine - but this may be a signal that the competition between the three hardware manufacturers is starting to tighten up. Last month, the Xbox 360 actually outsold the Wii, which hasn&apos;t happened since the launch of Halo 3 in September of 2007.
      
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         Hello, what&apos;s this? It seems some copies of God of War III shipped with a breakdown of the game&apos;s nutritional value! Yes, really. Yes really. Yes really.(Click to embiggen.)​Oh alright I&apos;m lying. Good job cracking the case there, Chief No-Fun of the Inowannas.
      
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         ​I don't know about you fine ladies and gentlemen, but I can't imagine wanting anything more than to don a pair of cardboard cutouts -- sporting the green and red plastic sheet lenses of course -- and to replay&nbsp;Batman: Arkham Asylum&nbsp;in "3D". Don't get me wrong, I loved Rocksteady's Arkham Asylum, but to merit purchasing a Game of The Year Edition re-release I would need a little more than six new challenges and a cash-in on what has been the buzz word of 2010.Maybe I'm just a bitter skeptic who's hard to please -- and maybe I'll be forced to eat my own words if this 3D experience ends up blowing people away. Either way we won't know until Eidos releases the game on the Xbox 360, PS3, and PC in Europe and Australia on March 26th. Those of us here in North America will have to wait till May 11th to experience it first-hand.
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         ​We don't normally post here at Joystick Division on unconfirmed news and rumors -- there's far too many of them, and quite honestly I don't like to build false hope. However just like the inebriated state required for someone to sleep with me, given the right conditions even the extremely rare can occur.&nbsp;This particularly juicy rumor originating from Edge states that Gears of War 3&nbsp;will not only have a teaser out early next month (April 8th), but the game itself will be complete by the end of 2010. That being said, the game wouldn't hit shelves until April 2011 because logically they wouldn't want to compete with Halo: Reach --&nbsp;which&nbsp;is rumored to launch sometime this September -- or Natal with it's Holiday 2010 release.&nbsp;Epic Games and Microsoft have refused to confirm any of this (which of course is what makes it a rumor), but if a Gears&nbsp;teaser lands next month, I'm reserving the entirety of April 2011 for vacation.
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         <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:52:27 -0600</pubDate>
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