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| Skyrim: providing a limited -- yet intriguing -- chance for player creation of odd subplots. |
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I say holster, because it steadies and readies that shit like a gun.
I don't have much more to say, except that I told you a few days ago I would be delivering news more and more frequently. And, if you're the kind of gamer that would've fit the stereotype in 1999, this shit is news to you. (Made by Ben Heck. Please fast-forward to the last two minutes if you want to see it completed and working. Before that, its just DIY.)
Recently on this site, one of my colleagues wrote an article pointing out the rather massive story deficiencies in Infinity Ward's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. This wasn't an attack on the game itself, but more the idea that the game is trying so hard to invest the player in the store when the story is so structurally unsound. While this often isn't a problem, if the game plays well enough... but there's always that moment when a bad plot development kicks the gamer square in the head.
Bad video game writing has been with us since the medium's inception, and will likely always be with us, but sometimes, a game features a bad plot turn so heinous, so irritating, so "Were-they-even-paying-attention"-ny, They must be pointed out. For if not, we'll forever be... Trapped... in the Plot Hole.
SPOILERS AHEAD
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Marcus Fenix of Gears of War, who is a pretty tough dude, benefits directly from a Tears for Fears cover. |
There's something about incongruity that interests the mind. Two things that don't seem to fit together being combined can be a source of fascination, humor or even awe. It's the reason we are interested in a great many things. Examples of these kinds of odd pairings are everywhere. Sweet and sour pork is one (How can one serving of pork be both deliciously sweet and also mouth-puckeringly sour? Visit your neighborhood Chinese restaurant to find out!). Gator Golf is another ("What could be greater than golf with a gator," a philosopher once mused).
Rat-cat-dog is perhaps the ultimate expression.Sometimes, video game trailers will rely on this to draw potential players in by matching game footage with music that is both totally unexpected yet somehow extremely effective. The most famous example of this to date is the masterful trailer for the original Gears of War, which featured an armored mega-badass running and gunning against a terrible, alien foe in a bombed-out cityscape to the sleepy, melancholy strains of Gary Jules's cover of "Mad World." It's a dynamic that has worked in other trailers since, including the Bioshock Infinite trailer recently released.
I can't help but wonder if this same trick of amazing game footage paired with gorgeous yet unexpected music would work for other upcoming releases as well. So I took the trailers of a few of the most anticipated games coming up in the future and thought about what music might have that "this is ridiculous... wait, actually, this is awesome" effect.
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Because gamers need to know if their politicians are crooks. |
Welcome to 2012, everyone! We hope you've had a nice two days of recovering from the furious hangover with which you invariably ushered in this new year, but now it's time to get down to business. CAUCUS BUSINESS.
That's right, people. It's time to huddle together in mobs and talk loudly about who we would like to be president. It's the 2012 Iowa Caucuses today. The outcome of these caucuses will be scientifically analyzed and a winner will be selected. This candidate will then go on emboldened by his (or her, but let's be honest, it's not going to be her) victory and then may or may not be immediately forgotten.
But while this event of clear national importance takes place in a state of dubious national importance, let us all -- Iowan and non-Iowan, American and non-American, the fervent among us as well as the apathetic -- yes, let us all ask the pressing questions about video games and the politicians within them. And let us be thankful that none of the figures mentioned below can be elected to any form of real-life office.
This is Ten Slimiest Politicians in Video Games: Part 2!
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