GAME TALK #1: WE ARE SHALLOW

Posted by Chris Ward at 9:10 PM Apr 14, 2008

Greetings, and welcome to the first edition of, umm...Game Talk. Yes, you in the back row: you are absolutely correct. "Game Talk" is a pretty shitty name for this section, where we'll be answering your fan mail/hate mail/free game walkthroughs to the hardest games out there.

Well, haters, think of this: maybe "Game Talk" is meant to be ironic, ever think of that? Maybe I didn't have time to think of something good, ever think of that?

Still, check out this rad graphic!

If that doesn't scream Now You're Playing With Power, then I have a counter-argument to your argument: "Hey, fuck you, pal."

Also, I was particularly struck by this stock photo and the fear in the woman's eyes that, yes, eventually, everyone in the room will figure out that NONE OF THE WORDS ON THE SHEET OF PAPER ARE ACTUAL WORDS.

She's a pod person, and she's just revealed herself. Please kill her now.

Anyways, please, email your letters and column name suggestions to joystickdivision@gmail.com. Now that I'm done writing for Wizard Magazine's Magic Words, I have a Prison Mail-sized hole in my gut that I need filled with deviant correspondence.

The first piece of hate mail, after the jump!