Fake Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker Sequel Trailer Waxes Nostalgic

Monday, January 30, 2012 at 5:00 pm

In all likelihood, there will never be an actual sequel to the GameCube's awesome Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. But, in a small one-minute clip, we can see what we could get excited for. And long for. And cry for because we won't see it in reality.

This is a trailer for Legend of Zelda: The Last Oracle. It was created by canuck Joel Furtado, and is 100% original animation. Tell me, tell me, that doesn't look beautiful. I know about 5 million people who would buy that game, including me, James K. Hawkins.

YOU HEAR THAT MR. MIYAMOTO?!
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Half-Life 2 And Godspeed You! Black Emperor Are Heavenly

Friday, January 27, 2012 at 3:00 pm

 Growing up, I listened to Godspeed You! Black Emperor all the time. I always thought of them as a post-apocalyptic band -- pretty much perfectly used on the 28 Days Later... soundtrack when Jim is walking around London discovering how fucked everything has become. Great music for walking around late at night in the middle of a big city. It is a lot of dynamic variance and a lot of loose structure, oftentimes descending into beautiful, auditory chaos from a quiet few cello notes.

This video is perfect for the music. The track is called The Dead Flag Blues, and it features a great voice actor describing a ruined world over a series of Half-Life 2 visuals. This is pretty atypical of GY!BE, so listen to more if you don't dig into it right away.

Enjoy the next 5 minutes.

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Here's A Minecraft Ocarina Of Time, In Full

Monday, January 23, 2012 at 8:00 am

 

It has been a while since we've posted something like this. And while we've come across some impressive ones in the past, this one is among the best of all time. All of Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time put on the canvas of Minecraft. It is called, cleverly enough, Hyrulecraft.

You'll surely recognize Hyrule, Hylia, and other settings from probably the greatest, most iconic game ever. And the guys who did it aren't finished with their project yet -- allegedly, we will be seeing some challenges in the game itself. But for now, we get to see Hyrule in 1:1. A helluva accomplishment.

Click here to download it yourself (only if you have Minecraft, of course), and enjoy!

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The Birds Of Anger Short Film Mashes Hitchcock, Angry Birds

Thursday, October 27, 2011 at 4:00 pm
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Angry Birds
inspires a lot of awesome fan art. Which is surprising, considering it is really only about launching birds at pigs. But, I think it is safe to say that it was only a matter of time until someone thought up something like this:

Take Alfred Hitchcock's concept for The Birds and mash it into this whole Rovio Angry Birds craze.

Its simple, brilliant, and expertly handled. Please click the link for the video.

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Fruit Ninja: The Movie

Thursday, October 27, 2011 at 1:00 pm
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Now slicing at a theater near you!
Fruit Ninja is one of the most insanely popular games around these days, and we all know what that means: a movie version is on the way!

Okay, not really. But if there was a Fruit Ninja movie in the works, here's what the trailer might look like, courtesy of YouTuber David Jewell, who also produced the Luigi's Mansion movie trailer we shared with you a while back. 

Warning: This video does contain blood. Fruit blood, anyway.

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JD Classic: Mario Brothers Fan Art

Tuesday, October 25, 2011 at 11:00 am
Every once in a great while, we decide to dig back into the archives and present one of our "greatest hits." Strangely, those greatest hits tend to appear when we're feeling particularly lazy and/or hung over. Coincidence? Probably. Whatever the reason, why not enjoy this lovely piece from JD's past?


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Welcome to the first installment of what promises to be a horrifying regular feature here on Joystick Division! Inspired by our much more frequently-updated sister site Topless Robot and its emotionally scarring Fan Fiction Friday column, I bring you Weekly Fan Art! Celebrating the lamest, weirdest and most vomit-inducing video game fan art, I figured I'd start things off with the biggest game mascot of all time: Mario. There are literally thousands of Mario art pieces out there, including some which are truly very cool. These, however, are not cool at all. Hit the jump to revel in the shittiness!

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Gears Of War: Mad World Uprising Is A Cheeky Gears Parody

Monday, October 24, 2011 at 3:00 pm
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Wait, there's ice cream in this game?
​After we posted the "Bricks of War" Gears parody the other day, a group of YouTubers calling themselves sent us their Gears of War parody, which they call "Mad World Uprising." It's a lovingly mocking tribute to the series, set to the tune of of the track from the original game's iconic first trailer

We got a kick out of it. We think you will too.


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Censored Zelda is Awesome, Dirty

Thursday, October 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm
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​Two Zelda posts in a row? We do it to piss off a certain reader who says we spend too much time writing about Nintendo. He knows who he is.

No, we're actually writing about Zelda twice today because we discovered two Zelda-related things that are awesome. Remember the awful, awful awful Zelda cartoon (seriously, it's awful)? We'll it suddenly becomes great - and very, very dirty - with a few key bleeps.

Check out the censored Zelda cartoon below!

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Aww, Baby Zelda Cosplay!

Thursday, October 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm
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​Yep, this is just about the cutest Zelda cosplay we've ever seen. Parents dress up their kid like link, we get a little gooey.

Video after the break.

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Zombie In A Penguin Suit Short Film Is A Thing Of True Beauty

Tuesday, October 18, 2011 at 12:00 pm
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This little short film -- directed by Chris Russell -- is incredibly good. I mean, it is part of my job to stay savvy, on point, and current, so I watch dozens of these things a month. And Zombie in a Penguin Suit might just be my favorite to date. The name says it all about the plot, but the whole thing is much more profound.

The only problem I have here is that this video inherently has nothing to do with video games. So, I'm going to make it about video games. To justify posting it. I want you to watch it and ask yourself this question: If it weren't for that beautiful Dead Island trailer that took the gaming world by storm, would this thing even exist?

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