GLaDOS Voice Actress Doing More Portal Work, New Game With Valve

By James Hawkins in Rumor Column
Wednesday, August 3, 2011 at 11:00 am
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Okay, okay, OKAY. Brace your fucking selves people. I have a rumor, and I want it to circulate quickly and I want people to get so unreasonably excited they poo their pants or marry a person or insert a red garden hose dial into the back of a bald dude's head.

John Lowrie, who can be seen here playing a banjo, has just tweeted something very awesome about his wife, Ellen McLaine, who can also be seen in that video. He said  on his Twitter account, and I quote, "Ellen is going in Tuesday for a new game and more Portal work." Oh, boy. My favorite game of the year might be getting DLC, or maybe even more.

As usual, the news surrounding Valve is minimal during a non-release cycle, but if McLain is lending her incredible talents to the team, then I would put my money on some DLC. They've long-promised to deliver, and even considering "Valve-time," which goes by approximately eighteen times slower than regular time, they're getting close to due.

And the new game might be, obviously, Left 4 Dead 3, but if it is I'm going to lose my mind. If Valve can release two major, multi-entry franchises in the time it takes for them to go from Half-Life 2: Episode 2 to Half-Life 3, then I'm going to jump in a lake. I'm sorry. That's horseshit.

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