10 Incredible Chests in Video Games

By Rich Shivener in Lists!
Monday, August 1, 2011 at 12:00 pm
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Stop looking at his chest - it's rude.
Go 'head -- Google "video game boobs."

Here at Joystick Division we find little shame in discussing sexual content, which is why today's we're focusing on an oft-discussed area of video game anatomy - the chest. Yes, the breasts and those other crazy synonyms for them. Some are downright egregious, while others are an interesting bonus to an already wonderful video game.

But hang on, do you think today's list is all about girls and boobs? Dudes have great chests too, right?

Keep your pants on and join us after the jump.
10) Kratos of God of War:


Shaved, toned, broad and covered in warpaint, Kratos' chiseled chest -- and his bod, for that matter -- makes him an irresistible sex symbol among the Greek gods. He is not amused.

9) Rayne of Bloodrayne:


Rayne has an awesome set of blades. Her low-cut costume, coupled with her vampiric skills, makes her a tour de sexy of the underworld.

8) Morrigan Aensland of Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds:


Thanks to her costume and combat skills, Morrigan is a formidable ass-kicker of Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds. Does her bat wings or cleavage bring men and women to their knees?

7) Kasumi or Tina from Dead or Alive:

In its first iteration, this top-heavy fighting game series allowed players to enable/disable "bouncing breast." We've come along way since 1996, as Dead or Alive Xtreme shows.

Kasumi:


Tina:


6) Rachel and Ayane of Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2:


Team Ninja tapped into fantasies when it made this video game a little, um, frisky. Using the PS3 Sixaxis controller, player can move Rachel and Ayane's well-endowed features. Perverted videos follow.

5) Sagat of Street Fighter II:


Sagat makes no attempt to hide that gnarly scar across his chest. Thanks to Ryu's uppercut, it's an iconic battle wound, something that gives this Street Fighter the best male chest in Capcom.

4) Brood Mother in Dragon Age: Origins:
 


In hell, bras don't exist.

3) Ivy of Soul Calibur IV:



Ivy's costume in one of the most ridiculous, ill-fitting in Soul Calibur IV, which includes Sophitia's paper-like blouse and Taki's skin-tight ninja suit. Here, no breasts are safe.

2) Lara Croft of Tomb Raider:


Fantasied by many, Lara has an iconic bust, something as intriguing as the tombs in which she explores. The interesting thing is that she's not as revealing as other femme fatales. But some gamers are so enthralled that they subject her to boob physics.

1) Mai Shiranui of King of Fighters:


Sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, this video is a bit obsessive, no? Mai Shiranui's boobs bounced on the fighting game scene long before many of the aforementioned fighters.

Have you been listening to a word I said?

Bonus! Tifa!

As one of the most significant characters in Final Fantasy VII, Tifa Lockhart has much more than sex appeal, although she is pretty sexy.  I hazard to say more lest Cloud Strife comes after me

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