By James Hawkins in Misc Nonsense
Thursday, June 30, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Anyway, GameFly has been notoriously sluggish in getting games out to the northwesternmost states for years now, and the new office should very quickly speed things up. Sadly, Hawaii is stick shit out of luck, but no one really cares. If you live your whole life in the sun, with phenomenally gorgeous people, beautiful water, and nothing but soft, sandy beaches, the last thing you need is a video game to show up on time.
And what do I care, anyway. The new office is literally 10 minutes from my apartment in Seattle, and I'm pretty sure I can negotiate a delivery service -- hire a guy on a bike to come drop off my game in under 15 minutes, and I'lll tip him 5 bucks. Like a Jimmy John's sandwich. Aren't you so envious of me?