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Daytime soap operas are dying quickly. All My Children and One Life to Live have been cancelled after well over 40 years of air time each. Guiding Light, which is older than World War II, was cancelled in 2009. And there are others soon to follow. Adweek has hazarded a guess toward the cancer that has crippled the once-thriving daytime soap opera industry. And I'll give you one hint (just don't look at the header): the culprit is an industry we hold very dear. Have you guessed it? Read on to find out.
Allegedly, that is what is going on. Zynga games have (again, allegedly) contributed to the deaths of neglected infants and many marriages, all while waging a tacit war on the social lives of good, innocent people everywhere. Now they've assassinated the careers of soap's biggest stars. What will those plastic-teeth donning, Botoxed, tan-skinned beauties do with all their free time, now that they're ex-actors? Maybe set up a farm, buy a plot of land, and raise cows and turnips and till their fields. Erica Kane would rule at Mafia Wars. I mean, come on. Everybody's doing it.
Tags: FarmVille, soap operas
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