Stream Netflix for just $7.99

​I know exactly what you're thinking. You want the ability to watch "The Human Centipede" whenever you damn well please, but you don't have the courage to purchase said movie from an actual store and you have an overpowering fear of mailboxes, thus making taking advantage of services like Netflix an impossibility.

 

Not to worry, you creepy, creepy person, for Netflix has you covered with its new streaming only option, perfect for watching whatever crazy German torture-porn you can find through your computer or, wouldn't you know it, any of the modern gaming machines.

 

If you own a Wii, PS3 or Xbox 360 and have access to a credit card, you're good to go. For you kids who don't have your own credit card, you know exactly where mom and dad keep theirs. Go ahead and borrow it for a few moments. It'll be our little secret.

 

For gamers in Canada, the Netflix streaming only option is the only one available, as Canadians don't believe in the use of discs for watching movies. Now, a month after the service's successful launch up north, the fine folks at Netflix are ready to bring streaming only to the unwashed masses of the good ole' U.S. of A.

 

To take advantage of streaming only, head on over to Netflix.com and register for the low-low price of just $7.99 a month. After that, you're all set to enjoy unlimited streaming movies and television shows without discs being delivered to your door.