Modern Warfare 2 Stimulus Package Details

Wednesday, March 24, 2010 at 9:37 pm
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​Let me kick this post off with a disclaimer: I am not the right person to get you jacked about paying $15 bucks for two old and three new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 maps. So if you're looking for someone to slit the throat of your nagging conscience -- allowing you to peacefully purchase this alleged stimulus package -- then you came to the wrong place because I will not wield that blade.

This could be due in part to the fact that I've been playing a whole lot of Battlefield: Bad Company 2. A great game in it's own right, but more relevant to our conversation at hand is the fact that you get a metric fuckton of DLC absolutely free as a VIP member (purchased the game new). 

Or it could be because there are a million other things I would rather download for $15 or less. I have prepared a short list that can be found after the break, along with a detailed walkthrough of the new MW2 maps as promised in the post title.

-Porn
-Hardcore Porn
-Animal Porn 
-Music
-Furry Porn
-Acrotomophelia Porn
-Necropheliac Porn
-Guro Porn
-Parody Porn
-Emo Porn
-Fat Porn

But hell, most likely the MW2 map pack will make loads of money. I might even end up purchasing it if enough of my friends do. I won't enjoy it though. What's that? I do so have friends. Imaginary ones totally count, shut up!

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