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Those of you gripped in fear over their risk of "Mapathy" need worry not, because as the teaser site indicates, the new Modern Warfare 2 maps will be available March 30. If you haven't checked out the site yet, there's not a whole lot there other than the definition and picture above. In fact there's so little -- and that which is there is lacking -- that I feel compelled to write a letter:
Dear Activision,
Your teaser site for the new Modern Warfare 2 maps has left me feeling somewhat hollow. This is not due to any fear that I will sink into some 'mapathetic' state, but rather due to your lack of creativity and the absence of lawls. You guys have a lot of money, go hire some funny and creative motherfuckers similar to the fine gentlemen at Team Fortress.
Perhaps the updates you provide at the site will be awesome and cause me to eat my words, however it's difficult to build a beautiful mansion atop a rickety foundation -- best of luck to you.
Love,
Owen
P.S. - I will still most likely download your maps despite the sad teaser; it is for this reason that I hate you.
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