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Man, this was a tough one. There were a lot of good entries in the Lazy Raiders contest, so the thought of picking a single winner filled me with the same sort of lazy procrastination a lot of you clearly feel all the damn time.  But I brought this upon myself, so let's get on with it, shall we? First some of my favorite runners-up.

Dan said:

I'm so lazy...I don't even feel like explaining why I am a lazy gamer.

Nice try, Dan. But several people tried a similar tactic.

Jolly Englishman said:

I'm so lazy that I've never actually played a game, I just watch walkthrough videos on YouTube.

That's pretty damn lazy, but if true you'll never actually play Lazy Raiders. Hell, you might not ever download it.

Liz said:

I pause games to take naps.

Awesome.

toplessnerd said:

I'm a lazy gamer because instead of getting up to go get snacks or even turn my consoles on, i pay my sister to do it.

Lazy and ballin.' I love it.

LazyRyan said:

I'm a lazy gamer since I stop playing games (when I'm lying down) if the controller dies and I need to charge it even though the cable is always connected to the Xbox 360 and it's only 3 feet from my bed.

That's just sad.

veren said:

I am a lazy Gamer

moving fingers are a chore

Heavy drooping eyelids

Our only Haiku entry. 

Moran said:

I don't own a chair. I play all my video games lying in bed. I refuse to buy a Wii because I dread having to move around while playing video games. That and I don't need my beloved video games to tell me that I'm fat and lazy. I know that already. Screw you Wii Fit.

Moran, you were my second choice, if that's any consolation to you. But I heard too may variations of "I game in bed."

All good stuff, but our champion of laziness is after the break!

MyNoNos said:

I positioned my TV so I can see the reflection off the mirror in my bathroom. My apartment is small so I cam just sit on the crapper and play. Never have to get up for anything. To save everyone from something nasty I won't tell you about the mini fridge next to said crapper.

If that's true, it takes lazy gaming to a whole new, disgusting level. Congrats NoNos, shoot an email to joystickdivision@gmail.com and you'll receive your prize. Hopefully you can muster the energy to type out a message.