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On Saturday, something deep and culturally important happened. I probably don't need to tell you, as I'm sure you were glued to the coverage just like everyone else in the world. But in case you missed it by some strange fluke, I'll fill you in: the new Miss America was crowned. Miss Virginia Caressa Cameron was awarded the crown at Planet Hollywood, and she promptly used her new fame to decry video games.

"Take away the TV, take away the video games, set some standards for our children!" she said in her winner's interview. Okay, that's a pretty gentle slam and it also addresses TV as well as games, but regardless are we going to let her judge our hobby because she's got a crown? I think not. That's not what this country is about, people!

Aside from slamming video games, Miss America will be as the spokesperson for IHOP's National Pancake Day. Seriously.