Contest: Win A Bad MF'ing iPhone Case from iSamJackson
Posted by J. Matthew Zoss at 10:00 AM Feb 13, 2010
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iSamJackson is a $2.99 iPhone app that spouts lines from Sam Jackson himself, and is available in both clean and explicit versions. There's even a pick-up line add-on available just in time for Valentine's Day. Check out the embedded widget for an example of what to expect.
Here's how to win: In the comments section below, I want to hear your best "Sam Jackson Playing Video Games" lines. Choose a game, and then give me what you think Sam himself would say while playing that game. "I'm sick of these motherf*cking goombas on this motherf*ucking level!" for Super Mario Bros, for example. Don't mind my self-censorship - I'm just trying to keep the contest description as clean as possible. Swear to your heart's content. Sam would.
Entries are due by Sunday, Feb. 14 at Midnight, CST. Multiple winners will be chosen at random.
The prize you're competing for:
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Check out some of Sam's Lines with this widget:
Comments
Kill streak Mother*ucker
Posted 02/08/2010 at 10:02:38 AMGood start. Please make sure to include which game Sam's playing along with your quote.
Posted 02/08/2010 at 10:36:35 AMYou read guidebook's, Ringo? Well there's this cheatcode I got memorized: Konami's Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A. I've been spamming that shit for year. And if you saw it, it meant a re-spawn. I never gave much thought to its impact on gameplay. I just thought that it was some cold-blooded combo to use on a n00b before I put a pwning on his ass. I lagged a bit this morning, which made me think different. See now I'm thinking maybe it means you're the haxor, and I'm the l33t gamer, and Mr. Combo here s protecting my achievement rank. Or maybe you're the newb, and I'm the squad leader, and it's X-Box Live that's trolling. Now I'd like that, but that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the n00b, and I'm the tyranny of trollish haxors. But I'm tryin' Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the squad leader.
Posted 02/08/2010 at 02:01:02 PM(Obviously no game in particular, more a thing a gamer culture)
Kill streak Mother*ucker
MW2
Posted 02/08/2010 at 03:01:05 PMI've had it with these motar fighting solid snakes on this motar firing plane!!!
Posted 02/08/2010 at 07:40:39 PMWhat does a Brute look like?
Posted 02/08/2010 at 07:43:06 PMPlaying GTA: San Andreas: "That Officer Tenpenny is one bad motherfucker. Handsome, too. Look at him! Fuckin' up CJ's shit."
Posted 02/09/2010 at 08:06:35 AMWell... Ignore my comment. I'm not eligible because I'm not American, apparently.
Posted 02/09/2010 at 08:08:42 AMWe can make an exception for badass Canadians, Dread.
Posted 02/09/2010 at 10:32:29 AMThat's me, Zoss. Don't ignore my entry comment, then.
Posted 02/09/2010 at 10:44:00 AM"That's a pretty fucking good game rental. I don't know if it's worth nine dollars but it's pretty fucking good."
-Anything from Blockbuster's Top 10 Wall
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"I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm spawnkilling the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them > out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly. "
Posted 02/09/2010 at 06:25:33 PM-See every Halo game ever
Modern Warfare:
The AK-47, best there is: When you absolutly, positivly have to kill every motherfu*ker you see.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 01:26:48 PMMass Effect 2. :D
"I ain't gonn' be moved on this. Right or wrong, you gonn' mind me. Like Commander Sheperd said, "Imma suffa' you. IMMA SUFFA' YOU!" Get yo geth back in my terminus system!' "
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"Normally, both your a*ses would be dead as f*cking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh*t while I'm in a mision to destroy the Collectors so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this colony, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much sh*t this morning over this colony to hand it over to your dumb' asses" -Jules Winnfield Pulp Fiction (1994)
Posted 02/10/2010 at 01:30:08 PM"Now we're going to pull together and find a way to get out of here." Right before getting eaten by the Resident Evil shark.
Posted 02/11/2010 at 04:44:01 PMPlaying River City Ransom-"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"-from A Time To Kill
Posted 02/14/2010 at 06:12:57 PMPlaying the Saboteur - "Damn.. look at all them motherfucking titties floppin'."
Posted 02/14/2010 at 07:03:28 PM