By Crix Lee
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With the release of Dante's Inferno today, February 9th and
subsequent launch party (complete with burlesque dancers) tomorrow at
Nine circles...hmm. We all say jokingly that '... will be my
personal hell', can you imagine having NINE personal hells?!
Okay, here's how I would see a few of MY nine circles:
Limbo - A room with ONE game and every
jackass at every convention I've ever come across who can't seem to fathom that
if a chick is standing in line for a game it could possibly be because, oh, I
don't know, they WANT TO PLAY and aren't there to 'keep their boyfriend
company'. Oh, and said jerks should cut ahead of me in line and/or play for 25
damn minutes like I'm freakin invisible. Awesome. Seriously, screw you guys.
Lust - a room full of every gamer
boy/game creator I've ever had a crush on and/or dated. Yep. Hell on a stick.
Anger - having to defend myself to a room
full of male jackass gamers who's answer to everything is "t**s or
GTFO."
Violence - Every zombie I've ever killed
in Left 4 Dead giving me a guilt trip while trying to nibble on my flesh,
so...what, around 70,000? Crap.
(I would've tried for all nine but I also suffer
from Sloth. lol.)
Anyway...if you're in the L.A. area, stop on
by The Dragonfly for the launch party and to see a bunch of beautiful women
portraying the seven deadly sins...I'll be there and yes, there WILL be video.
Promise.
You know you wanna...
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