• I'm so lazy I made my wife write this post.

• I'm so la-

• I'd like to think that I am no longer a lazy gamer. However, in my youth I was known to compete in Track and Field events, but instead of, you know actually running and jumping and stuff, I would pound my NES Powerpad with my hands. When the Powerpad finally broke, I was too lazy to replace it.

• I'm so lazy that I've never actually played a game, I just watch walkthrough videos on YouTube.

• I am so lazy that my remote and my controller lay on my bed next to me, that I can just turn on the TV and the Xbox from my bed. If the batteries go dead I have a night stand next to my bed that has batteries in the drawer. If the Xbox doesn't already have a game in it, I just end up playing a Xbox Arcade so that I don't have to get up and put a game in, that is why I need Lazy Raiders.

• I'm so lazy that I paid my niece who is 6 years old to come and play my Wii Fit Plus three times every week to make it look like I'm improving in the "game" even though instead of exercising, I sleep while she plays it.

• I positioned my TV so I can see the reflection off the mirror in my bathroom. My apartment is small so I cam just sit on the crapper and play. Never have to get up for anything. To save everyone from something nasty I won't tell you about the mini fridge next to said crapper.

• I told my friend to level grind for me because I hate doing it and so I could come enter this contest but I'm too lazy to type more. And level grind. Nap time.

• I have a pillow to prop my arm up when i'm playing on the Wii.

• I am a lazy Gamer moving fingers are a chore Heavy drooping eyelids

• I'm so lazy that I can't be bothered to go out and buy games so I buy arcade games and order games from Amazon to ship to my house

• Well I'd tell you but let me give you an example, I am so lazy that if someone isn't in the room with me to turn them on, I don't even turn the TV and console on even though the remote and controller are like right beside me

• I'm so lazy I got my mom to write this message to enter a contest

• I'm a lazy gamer since I'm so lazy, I can't even be bothered to write the reasons why I'm lazy

• I'm a lazy gamer since I stop playing games (when I'm lying down) if the controller dies and I need to charge it even though the cable is always connected to the Xbox 360 and it's only 3 feet from my bed.

• I'm a lazy gamer because instead of getting up to go get snacks or even turn my consoles on, i pay my sister to do it.

• I pause games to take naps.

• I'm so lazy...I don't even feel like explaining why I am a lazy gamer.

• I'm so lazy that the other day when the batteries died in my controller, I fell asleep on the couch instead of getting up and walking five feet to get fresh ones.

• I have run cables from my living room to my bedroom for the sole purpose of playing games from bed, without having to move all my systems into my bedroom. Thanks to wireless controllers, extended cables, i can shoot zombies from the comfort of my bed.

• I don't own a chair. I play all my video games lying in bed. I refuse to buy a Wii because I dread having to move around while playing video games. That and I don't need my beloved video games to tell me that I'm fat and lazy. I know that already. Screw you Wii Fit.

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