​You have got to be kidding me. Every time the release date for the new Splinter Cell game rolls around, Ubisoft delays it again. After a completely retooling the project, Splinter Cell: Conviction was supposed to come out in 2009. Then February 23. Now it's being held until sometime in April, according to Ubisoft's latest financial performance update. That same update also had some news about a new Raving Rabbids game, a new Assassin's Creed thingy with multiplayer (no platform given) and the delay of RUSE to 2011. But I don't care about any of that right now. I feel like Charlie Brown after Lucy pulls away the football.