The Onion Receives Modern Warfare 3 Exclusive
Posted by David Savage at 12:49 PM Nov 10, 2009
The Onion has gotten their hands on the next iteration in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series. It's been revealed that this newest game, Modern Warfare 3 will finally give Call of Duty fans a true glimpse into real military life. This includes transporting supplies, debating with fellow soldiers, and cleaning the latrines.The Wii version will come with a 17 pound M249 machine gun controller that needs to be held at all time, but can't be fired unless ordered. Check out the video below:
Comments
Classic..but true.
Posted 11/10/2009 at 01:36:06 PMIf you're being sarcastic, it's not coming through very well. It's the Onion for christ's sakes.
Posted 11/10/2009 at 01:42:03 PM@R3loy
What's The Onion got to do with sarcasm? This is a serious exclusive!
Posted 11/10/2009 at 02:36:44 PMCorrect me if I'm wrong, but basicly this game is about sitting around for hours waiting for stuff, or doing pointless tasks like driving a truck to a village and back again?
Lets see how this turns out. If it's only those kind of missions I doubt it will be a great hit.
Posted 11/17/2009 at 06:25:58 AMi dont think this is true!
Posted 11/20/2009 at 05:50:06 AMC'mon they are just joking...
Posted 11/25/2009 at 09:52:13 PMThis is all bollox they only just released MW 2 how have they got 3 already made. And if it is like what they say then its going to be absolutely shit
Posted 12/06/2009 at 08:34:59 AMObviously a few of you are not familiar with 'The Onion'.
Posted 12/14/2009 at 04:53:14 AMOnion = a joke newspaper. Joke as in the news is a joke, not the company
MW3 = By FAR the most realistic game out there! I just hope they re-instate dedicated cellphone service :P
Posted 12/14/2009 at 03:31:36 PM