Posted by Toyama Matsumoto at 1:02 PM Oct 08, 2009
When it comes to first person shooters, and being completely enthralled in the action, there are games that you will be able to name almost immediately. Some first person shooters are so popular that they've outlasted most other interactive games with their legacy (read:
Counter-Strike). But for every amazing first person shooter there is on the market, there is one equally as bad. Almost as if there was a great karmic balance just trying to reach out and tell us that a balance is always needed, even in the world of gaming. Over the past decade, there have been some stunning first person shooters. Here are some of the worst.
Daikatana (PC)When you take a hybrid FPS/RPG game into the market, you better be damn sure that it's built to a specific level of game play where you could potentially attract the FPS crowd, or even the RPG crowd. This game does nothing but throw insult to both gaming genres, with it's poor design and serious problem of having no imagination.
Daikatana had potential, but after three years of development, Ion Storm developed one of the worst first person shooters to ever grace the gaming world. Another thing that this game had trouble grasping was character development. Normally we would let it slide, but since it was an RPG as well as an FPS, the five-minute cut scenes were really, really mind-numbing.
Conflict Denied Ops (PC, Xbox 360, PS3)
With a wide array of reviews ranging from "Worst game ever made", to "I'd rather die than have to play this game again",
Conflict Denied Ops is a first person shooter that had no chance of ever being competitive with, say, any other army FPS that was released in its era. As a FPS that was released in 2008 there is much to be desired when you sit down to play. Like the graphics and player models, for example. One of the biggest piss-offs when playing
Conflict Denied Ops was the awful audio quality. It sounded like every sound file had been compressed into a single soup can. That being said, there is still a chance to have some fun while playing it, so long as you aren't expecting anything to be overly impressive.
Serious Sam 2 (PC)
Everyone probably remembers
Serious Sam (the original), and can tell you that it was one of the most fun games to play in that time period.
Serious Sam 2 however, lacks some
serious balls. It is fun, yes, but the biggest problems people had encountered were awful jokes, incredibly repetitive levels, and hey - less than mediocre shooting action. What it did right was having a ton of levels, and the same principals as Serious Sam. In this one, you'd expect more graphical upgrades, or at least something new to grip on to, but it simply did not.
Elite Forces: Navy Seals (PC)
Words can not fully describe how terrible this game is unless you actually played it. I picked this up off a dusty corner in the most oblivious spot in Wal-Mart's PC gaming aisle. I should have left it there to rot, but instead I forked over $10 hoping to find a game that would run on my crappy PC. And it did. It's too bad I regret it every day.
Brothers In Arms: Double Time (Wii)Games with clumsy controls aren't always rare, but
Brothers In Arms: Double Time basically defeats itself when it comes to playing on the Wii. As well as having terribly sluggish controls, it also features jagged visualizations in its graphics, and also no multi-player mode. Some people may enjoy the simplistic game play of it, but most will feel like ripping their shirt off and
hulking out due to frustration of having spent money on this game.
Comments
Why is there a Battlefield Vietnam picture for Vietcong?
BFV was the tits.
Posted 10/08/2009 at 12:37:26 PMBlood on the Sand isn't an FPS it was third person. Even though it's 50 Cent, Blood on the Sand isn't near as bad that people make it out to be. Yeah its got nothing but 50 Cent tracks but it was still a fun arcade style shooter, worked well with coop. The story is so bad its just funny to laugh at because of how over the top it can be with the skull your trying to get back and its characters.
Posted 10/08/2009 at 01:45:57 PM50 Cent: Blood in the Sand and Rainbow Six are not FPS games
Posted 10/08/2009 at 01:50:12 PMwhere is halo, halo 3 and halo odst?!?!? they suck
Posted 10/08/2009 at 02:24:14 PMYou forgot Turning Point: Fall of Liberty, a far worse game than Section 8.
There was also a Secret Civil War FPS from History Channel iirc.
@Misha: personal bias and general consensus are 2 completely different things. Halo is one of the premier FPS franchises, whether YOU like it or not.
Posted 10/08/2009 at 04:14:12 PMWhat about HAZE, DAMNATION (Absolutely horrible) and the infamous Hour of Victory
Posted 10/08/2009 at 05:18:31 PMWhat about Fugitive Hunter? That was the FPS where you kickbox Bin Ladin.
Posted 10/08/2009 at 05:37:15 PMK-K-K-Killzone!!!!! Just kidding, the first (sorry fanfems) does stink compared to it's legendary legacy, but not so much to include on a list like this. Haze is one of the worst pieces of garbage I have ever played though. I'm a PS3/PC hombre so I don't know as much about the horrific 360 games (not on the PC too). Is it just me or is it becoming the height of predictability for fanfems of either console to bash obviously good games on the opposite system? It must feel clever when you're 12 I suppose.
Posted 10/08/2009 at 06:09:09 PMWow, I expected this list to have some flavor of turok
Posted 10/08/2009 at 06:28:19 PMOne of the worst fps has to be Timeline, a pc game based on Michael Crichton's novel.
Posted 10/08/2009 at 06:37:12 PMRainbow six on the pc was a decent tactical shooter it was also an fps, but i found nothing wrong with it apart from it will not run on NT operating systems.
Posted 10/08/2009 at 07:02:30 PMWhere is Halo and Halo 3?
Posted 10/08/2009 at 09:50:15 PMNo Black? 2001 graphics in a 2007 release?
Posted 10/08/2009 at 11:25:07 PMWHAT?
Posted 10/09/2009 at 02:00:47 AMf*ck off black was f*cking amazing.
best FPS ever released.
much much much better than halo or resistance or killzone or any other FPS for that fact.
the only 2 FPS that can stand up to black are syphon filter or crysis.
10 worst FPS? It's more like 10 games you didn't like so much and decided to make a crappy list out of. If you can say something good about it, it's obviously not the worst.
Posted 10/09/2009 at 10:09:49 AMSection 8 and Darkest of Days definitely do not deserve to be in this list. These games are raking in 6/10 and 8/10 user reviews on metacritic. Doom 3 deserves a place in a top 10 of worst shooters more than those games do. And we all know that, however disappointing D3 was, it ranks well above the "worst 10 in all of FPS gaming".
Hell, why didn't you include Star Wars: Battlefront (PC) in this list? If there was ever a buggy, unplayable, pos. - it's SW:B.
Come on, a multiplayer-only game that makes it a challenge just to join a server? Its sweet combination of ever-refreshing server pages, focus not staying where you clicked and pings being displayed as strings (sorted alphabetically as text, so 1234 is lower than 21) made MP practically unplayable. Not to mention the terrible, well-below-mediocre gameplay, shoddy map design, poor AI, pitiful graphics and ridiculous netcode.
Darkest of Days is GOTY-material in comparison...
Posted 10/09/2009 at 10:57:32 AMIt seems no one remembers "devastation" you looked like Eminem, the AI had no regard for walls or obstacles, it was just a horrible game all around.
Posted 10/09/2009 at 01:38:04 PMhey idiot, Section 8 is a multiplayer-focused game. The single player campaign is simply a tutorial. Tom Chick did an entire series of articles on tactics and discussing just how well thought out the gameplay and design decisions were.
Posted 10/09/2009 at 04:06:00 PMPutting Rainbow Six in your list, simply states you hate tactical shooters. Since this game spawned....HOW MANY....other games? Ghost Recon? Splinter Cell? Raven Shield? Vegas 1 & 2? Now, maybe fitted for the playstation it sucked, but the PC version was very good for its day.
I got in to tact shooters with the release of Rogue Spear (the immediate spawn from Rainbow Six). An then went to play RS, to find yes, some things were improvements between the two games. Unlike arcade shooters, tactical shooters make you....*gasp*....think and plan your attacks. In Co-Op mode, the game was fun to coordinate attacks.
Posted 10/09/2009 at 04:27:08 PM"What may have been intended for the PC somehow ended up being tossed to the Playstation"
Funny, I could have sworn all those hours I spent on Rainbow 6 was on my K62 333/STB Blackmagic/128mgs RAM.....not my Playstation, even though there was a port for it(and also the N64). In fact, judging from the reolution, that screenshot looks like its from the PC version but who knows, I could be wrong.
"First of all, this game boasts nothing but boring levels ....."
LOL what? WHen this game came out the levels were awsome. Sure they dont hold a candle to todays but seriously.....what? They were also amazingly fun when you setup an awsome assault plan/go codes.
"and deformed looking terrorists."
again, this was awsome for its time.
Im not even gonna rag you on Serious Sam 2.
Posted 10/09/2009 at 05:41:04 PMSeriously though, did you just start playing games this year or something cuz you have no idea WTF you are rambling about.
where is halo 2 3 and odst
and you had to put serious sam on there?
on of the best fps games evar
casuals
CASUALS
Posted 10/09/2009 at 06:39:04 PM@droniac: whoa whoa whoa... lay off SW: battlefront, sirrah. Thats one gauntlet you can't unthrow.
Posted 10/10/2009 at 03:29:38 AMThat was a great article. Fortunately I've not played many of those but there's a good reason I stayed away from them.
Unfortunately I have played Conflict: Denied Ops... I liked the others, good, simple fun. Denied Ops on the other hand... *sigh*
Posted 10/11/2009 at 04:53:26 PMHow did the History Channel Civil War game not make the list? I hear it was just as bad as their WWII one only now the guns were shit and it had a 20 second reload animation.
Posted 10/11/2009 at 05:23:16 PM.......I am shocked that Serious Sam 2 is on this list... anyone who thinks that it's a bad game, let alone one of the worst of the DECADE [?] does NOT understand or appreciate Serious Sam. You made the stupid mistake of comparing it to more recent games, as opposed to seeing it for what it is... a parody of them, yes, GAMEPLAY wise SS2 is a parody of every FPS released since Duke Nukem 3D... you twat.
Posted 10/11/2009 at 08:30:07 PMHoly freaking crap, HOUR OF VICTORY was the worst game that I've ever played. It's been making rounds between my friends and I for a year now, just so we can all experience how truly awful it is. It's so bad it gave me gout.
Posted 10/11/2009 at 08:52:26 PM@Chris Hoke
Hour of Victory did indeed blow, and congratulations on the gout!
Posted 10/11/2009 at 10:27:02 PMIt's 'principles', not 'principals' for crying out loud.
Posted 10/12/2009 at 12:24:55 AMI'm glad Darkest of day made it to the list. I played demo on my 360 last weekend and it was horrible as nothing I ever played. Why they even bother with demo? Are they trying to scare last few potential customers?
Posted 10/12/2009 at 02:42:29 AMDarkest days was pretty funny..
Posted 10/12/2009 at 05:01:34 AMWhats with all this hate against the Halo series, lol?
Halo is by far Microsoft's best shooter, and has been since its release with the launch of the original Xbox. Obviously pc/sony fan boys are hanging out here.
As for horrible FPS's, I think all those history channel ames look horrid...
Posted 10/12/2009 at 06:01:34 AM"Halo is by far Microsoft's best shooter" Great argument. Really, that does make this shooter good.
Posted 10/12/2009 at 12:49:54 PMyuyu
Posted 10/23/2009 at 09:15:40 AMHalo was a great FPS. Unfortunately, Halo 2 and 3 didn't quite live up to expectations (although the majority of people would still call them good).
And where is Gods and Generals? That is, hands down, the worst FPS ever.
Posted 11/08/2009 at 09:41:10 PMI actually found 'Darkest of Days' quite fun, while it was a relativity a short game. Going back in time to shoot period battlers with modern weapons was great.
Posted 11/08/2009 at 11:19:41 PMI'm not quite sure how Darkest of Days got there, besides the lame last level and the shortness of it, it was very fun.
Posted 12/05/2009 at 11:51:31 AM