In last week's Prince of Persia edition of Weekly Fan Art, I ended with a call for suggestions on what series I should tackle in the future. Smash Bros. was the first thing shouted out, and man, what a subject it turned out to be. You see, the recipe for a quality WFA is a combination of shitty drawings (obviously), "chibi" versions of characters, crossovers with Sonic the Hegdehog for some reason, and a healthy dose of homoeroticism. The Smash Bros. fan community delievered on all fronts, with the exception of the Sonic crossover nonsense, because he's already in the game. I could probably use Smash Bros. for a subject for weeks, and the giant fire-shitting Bowser above only scratches the surface of what you're about to see. 

On the off chance that you just woke up from a decade-long coma, the Smash Bros. series is Nintendo's fighting franchise, where characters from popular Nintendo games meet and punch each other in the face. Characters from non-Nintendo games started to seep in during the last few games, which is why Sonic has a legitimate reason to show up and ruin things. Not that this drawing needed any help.
 

Now, this pic of Mario Bros.' Toad refusing to eat supreme pizza might actually be funny - if Toad didn't look like some grotesque penis-man. I don't remember Mario's little buddy looking like a giant anthropomorphic cock, but I appreciate that he brought the perfect prop to start off a scene in a porno movie.


Solid Snake is another guest character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, the latest entry. He and Link are arguing about... cole slaw, I think. Is there some cole slaw power-up in the game that I don't know about? Or maybe they're interested in some sexy cole slaw wrestling. That's be pretty gay. But before we get to the homoerotic content, let's look at some actual hetero sexiness!


Here's the description the artist posted about this piece, which is apparently based on some fan fiction he wrote. Nothing I write about it could possibly be as insane:

This is chapter 3, I believe? It's when Mario and Peach escape form the Warsaw Prison Camp. However, in flight, Peach is shot down, and though her death is inevitable, her path home, back to their world, will be shorter and easier than his. As she lays dying upon the dusty, unforgiving ground, the fugitive lovers share one last kiss before she can pass into the beyond. ...is it just me, or does Mario remind any of you of Rambo? XD God, I love that dude and I don't know why. And Peach looks... refreshingly different. ^_^


Okay, now it's time for the gay. Link has "accidentally" walked in on fellow Smash Bros. character Sheik in the middle of a shower. Now, if you're up on Zelda lore, Sheik is actually Zelda in disguise and thus female. But never fear: we'll do everything we can to make sure Link doesn't accidentally come onto a female. How embarassing that would be!


That's more like it. Here's Link with Ness, originally from the game Earthbound. He's described as a "young boy," so if you're looking at this, you're going to jail. Have fun.


And here's Ness and Lucas, another young boy from Earthbound. Did I mention that you're going to jail? And not white-collar jail either. Seriously, you shouldn't be looking at this. Joystick Division: Come for the video game news, stay for the child pornography! 


And finally, let's end with Link again, this time getting hot and sweaty with Marth from Smash Bros. and Fire Emblem. Finding pics of these two together is about as hard as finding change in my couch cushion, but I found this one especially disturbing. Whatever's going on under the covers, they're really working up quite a sweat. I'm not exactly sure of the anatomy of these characters (one or both of them may have a vagina), but no matter how you look at it, these two are definitely, shall we say, in the act. At the rate we're going, Joystick Division with be 100% video game-themed porn inside of six weeks.