I would drink Valkyria Chronicles' bathwater

By Gary Hodges in Misc Nonsense
Monday, January 5, 2009 at 7:31 pm
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Note: If you're thinking of playing VC and/or haven't gotten to Chapter 7 yet, this post contains very minor SPOILERS.

As someone who's been a Sega fan since the SMS days (yes, I'm old), it's hard for me to admit I haven't really loved a Sega game for years and years. The last Sega game I really went bananas for was Skies of Arcadia*, and that was back in 2001. Other than the little thrill of seeing Green Hill Zone in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, it's been pretty sad since then. Sega is like the god of the Old Testament or George Lucas: rather than nurture they prefer to test the faithful, inflicting plagues, boils, poverty and even Gungans to see how devout they really are.

But then I found Valkyria Chronicles. Yummy. 

While Anton was lost in Fallout 3's bleak horizon, my end of '08 and beginning of '09 has been spent playing VC. And even though I'm only about halfway through it, it's already a game I'd mention as a personal all-time favorite.

I've just come off days of trying to get through the most brutal map in the game so far, the Chapter 7 desert battle against Emperor Maximillian's ridiculous, factory-sized tank. After slipping through every battle prior with little trouble, I was stopped dead in my tracks by this one. It took me a half dozen failed attempts to finally eek out a narrow victory... but it was so pyrrhic I went ahead and reloaded anyway, just because I couldn't stomach all the (permanently) dead team members.

In shame, I finally turned to YouTube - and watched a much better player blow through the map with ease. I was dumbfounded, but also intrigued: I hadn't realized how shallow my understanding of the game was, or the number of strategies I had been totally ignorant about. Just watching the video has improved my game tenfold.

Anyway, this game is AWESOME - a must-have for any PS3 owner. And for other VCers having trouble with that sonofabitch in Chapter 7, I've linked the YouTube video.

Battle w/ Maximillian: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4


*: Probably not coincidentally, Valkyria Chronicles came from the same crew that did Skies of Arcadia: Sega WOW, formerly AM1 and the brains behind the fucking awesome Streets of Rage and the even more fucking awesome Phantasy Star... so maybe I'm not a Sega fan at all, maybe I'm more precisely a Sega WOW fan.
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