The first video of a new Punch-Out!! for the Wii has appeared, depicting a cell-shaded aesthetic and three boxers from the original: Glass Joe, Von Kaiser, and (Joystick Division banner star) King Hippo. Odds are that this time, Nintendo will steer clear of putting mentally imbalanced real-life boxers who could potentially rape someone someday in the game.

I like what I'm seeing so far, though I was puzzled by the shower of croissants that fly into the air when Mac knocks out Glass Joe... until I remembered Glass Joe hails from France. So what goes flying when you knock down Bald Bull - cowbells? What about Don Flamenco, feather boas and Queen albums?

Word to the wise, Nintendo: after the brouhaha that erupted from Resident Evil 5's perceived racial insensitivity, choose the culturally stereotypical knockout debris for the black boxers very carefully.