You might all remember my first encounter with Ms. Pac-Man porn, but check out this, the greatest Halloween costume/crossing-the-line-of-acceptable-fetishes thing out there:




It's available at 3wishes.com, and listed as "Miss Video Game." Heh. Real subtle. I hope she's ready for the fucking of her life...from Namco's attorneys. Wa-bam! Lawyer jokes!

I'm pretty sure it's out of shear gaming ignorance that the pleather underwear doesn't have a cherry sewn into the front instead...what a missed opportunity. Instead, we get some kind of purple ghost we've never seen before. Stinky? Is that you?

I pretty much have to buy this, and I can't deny I'd like to see my wife parading around the house in it (like a real parade, with floats and Shriners and thrown candy)....but dare I cross into Kevin Smith territory? That guy makes his wife wear superhero outfits when they do it. I wish I didn't know that about him.

Also available at the site: whore Willy Wonka, whore Rainbow Brite, whore Strawberry Shortcake (and all her friends), whore Care Bear and just about any 80s property you can think of short of Denver the Last Dino-whore (he's a prostitute, and a whole lot more!).
Thanks to Pat for the tip!

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