Ms. Pac Man Whores it Up: Part II
Posted by Chris Ward at 3:55 PM Oct 14, 2008
You might all remember my first encounter with Ms. Pac-Man porn, but check out this, the greatest Halloween costume/crossing-the-line-of-acceptable-fetishes thing out there:
It's available at 3wishes.com, and listed as "Miss Video Game." Heh. Real subtle. I hope she's ready for the fucking of her life...from Namco's attorneys. Wa-bam! Lawyer jokes!
I'm pretty sure it's out of shear gaming ignorance that the pleather underwear doesn't have a cherry sewn into the front instead...what a missed opportunity. Instead, we get some kind of purple ghost we've never seen before. Stinky? Is that you?
I pretty much have to buy this, and I can't deny I'd like to see my wife parading around the house in it (like a real parade, with floats and Shriners and thrown candy)....but dare I cross into Kevin Smith territory? That guy makes his wife wear superhero outfits when they do it. I wish I didn't know that about him.
Also available at the site: whore Willy Wonka, whore Rainbow Brite, whore Strawberry Shortcake (and all her friends), whore Care Bear and just about any 80s property you can think of short of Denver the Last Dino-whore (he's a prostitute, and a whole lot more!).
Thanks to Pat for the tip!
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Comments
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Posted 10/14/2008 at 04:10:35 PMthis story hit the Kotaku front page, just like my Ms. Pac Man Hustler thing did. I'm noticing a trend...Ms. Pac-Man's vagina equals hits.
Posted 10/14/2008 at 07:27:44 PMShouldn't that ghost be blue, indicating you can... you know... eat it?
I'm over-thinking this, aren't I?
Posted 10/14/2008 at 07:28:28 PM"this story hit the Kotaku front page, just like my Ms. Pac Man Hustler thing did. I'm noticing a trend...Ms. Pac-Man's vagina equals hits."
I'll get to drawing right away.
Posted 10/14/2008 at 07:30:48 PMActually, the ghost is blue. But blue and red make purple and...oh god. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Posted 10/14/2008 at 07:35:03 PMOMG at the Chun Li costume, aka "Kung Fu Cutie".
Dammit Ward, I'm supposed to be writing a review right now.
Posted 10/14/2008 at 10:31:11 PM