IT'S NOT A ROOM-AH: Motley Crue track pack/track marks?

Posted by Chris Ward at 11:36 PM Oct 02, 2008

"Who'd like an Anal Warts sandwich with AIDS mayonnaise? How about you, ma'am? Or you, in the back?"


It's not exactly the exclusive, seedy, completely anonymous rumors we were looking for, but an industry reader has already tipped us off at joystickdivision@gmail.com about a G4 story rumoring a Motley Crue track pack (I'm too lazy too type the fucking umlauts). Since I'm currently reading the Motley Crue autobiography The Dirt--being the adventures of Tommy Lee fucking some woman named Bullwinkle--I'm all for anything Crue pre-"Saints of Los Angeles" bullshit.

Tracks after the stage jump...

imeem Music is reporting that Motley Crue's 1989 classic album, Dr. Feelgood, will be hitting Rock Band and Rock Band 2 as DLC on October 14th.

1. "T.N.T. (Terror 'N Tinseltown)"
2. "Dr. Feelgood"
3. "Slice of Your Pie"
4. "Rattlesnake Shake"
5. "Kickstart My Heart"
6. "Without You"
7. "Same Ol' Situation (S.O.S.)"
8. "Sticky Sweet"
9. "She Goes Down"
10. "Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)"
11. "Time for Change"

-via G4tv.com's The Feed, hosted by the big titted flavor of the month

I'd say this is a pretty believable rumor, since Mick Mars needs to eat a fucking sandwich and this is his ticket.


Shown: guitarist/human pastry, Mick Mars

On a somewhat related note: Bret Michaels was going through my state the other day, and his shitty tour bus for his shitty reality show hit and killed two 19 year olds. Production was halted, but Bret was looking for glasses at Lenscrafters later that day. What a guy. Just thought I'd leave you with something, you know, uplifting.