Sarah Palin: Guardian of the Northern Frontier

By Gary Hodges in Misc Nonsense
Saturday, October 11, 2008 at 3:20 pm
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Playing Fracture for an upcoming review, the one thing that continues to disappoint me (well, one of a few things) is its woefully generic-to-the-point-of-cliche-bald-space-marine-with-sci-fi-football-pad-armor theme. Seriously guys: how do you pitch this look with a straight face anymore? I would be pretty ashamed to actually suggest at a board meeting: "Hey, we could make our main character a bald space marine, and set it in a dystopian near-future!" Christ, you fucking hacks! Have some self-respect!

*deep breath, count to ten*

At least Sarah Palin: Guardian of the Northern Frontier has a unique angle going for it. Click through to help Sarah shoot down incoming Russian missiles and occasionally bullseye the sundry moose. No shooting wolves from helicopters, though - maybe they're saving that for the sequel.

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