In the interest of full disclosure, I checked out Alexa.com today to see where we stand with the other Village Voice blogs, our friends at Toplessrobot.com and Heartlessdoll.com. No, I'm not giving you a link...type it yourself, you lazy shits! ChuckECheese.com, as always, is my barometer, and leads the pack.







So you can see, we have some work to do! But I bet the Penny Arcade guys aren't reading those other sites. Hello, Gentlemen! We're recruiting writers here and there, so comment below if you think you've got the chops to write for the greatest gaming blog on the internet webs. Thanks for your support, true believers!

On the plus side...









In June, we were NECK AND FUCKING NECK with Swiffer.com. We're coming for you, Swiffer. And not even your online video tips for cleaning hard wood surfaces (actual content) can stop us.