CHUCK NORRIS: Unboxing porn?

Posted by Chris Ward at 5:43 PM Aug 18, 2008

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Find out, after the jump. Or should I say, JUMPKICK! CHA POW!

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Comments

Jesse said:

Isn't Summer 2008, like, almost over? Where the hell's this game?

Posted 08/19/2008 at 10:28:15 AM
Chris Ward said:

You can see it in action (MISSING in action, that is! Haw haw!) at this link. But the music in the video is awful. Chuck Norris would not approve. What's this ambient soulful shit? Where is the hair metal?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbh2NCal_TM


It's pretty funny toward the end, he beats up a bunch of guys by swinging a Jeep around. But this is apparently a mobile phone game, which means no one will ever, ever, ever play it. Also, by posting this post and this link, I can't help but think I'm doing their viral marketing for them. Shit. You win this round, PR guys.

Posted 08/19/2008 at 01:23:39 PM

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