Ms. Pac-Man Whores it Up

Posted by Chris Ward at 12:12 PM Apr 09, 2008

A friend of mine passed this along to me some years back and, just like the Monkey's Paw, I can't get rid of it. Over countless moves across the country, it keeps popping up somewhere in my house. More smut after the jump....

Ok, fine...most of my posts have been about Pac-Man, but this is too incredibly bizarre to not share with the entire world. I think this is from a 2005 Hustler, but one thing's for sure: I've never seen it on the internet before. FUN FACT!: that's cause it's gross.





Who is this kind of porn even FOR exactly? Ok, maybe guys like me.






At any rate, consider this: Somewhere in the USA, at some point in time, a leggy skank and her overweight camera crew rented a bedbuggy hotel room and snuck a GIANT MS. PAC-MAN HEAD through the lobby and/or up the freshly vomited-upon stairs.

Somewhere, at some point, some guy was ordered to spend weeks in his workshop creating an incredibly detailed, pretty sweet Ms. Pac-Man costume, only to have some lady get her dirty meat flaps all over it. And then have some low-paid, hack writer make a joke about "grabbing your joystick" and "rolls of quarters in your pocker." Territory that's been pretty well covered, thank you very much.

If you're going to make a Pac-Man pun, fucking do it right. They couldn't have made some reference to "eating the cherry" or "getting lost in her asshole maze" or something? Well, maybe that's a stretch. At any rate, as the early eighties Pac-Man sticker and card set already told us, Pac-Man isn't into Ms. Pac-Man's dirty pillows. He fucks ghosts: